Normal bread kind of sounds lame after this:
It's called the Thanksgiving Turkey Sub. It comes with deli-style Butterball turkey, white cheddar cheese, and cranberry mayonnaise . . . all on a sub sandwich-style roll that has a, quote, "stuffing-flavored base."
They're pre-made and cost five bucks. You can find them in the cold case at participating 7-Elevens for a limited time.